You’ve probably already heard these, but I liked them.
God is like …
BAYER ASPIRIN ~ He works miracles.
a FORD ~ He’s got a better idea.
COKE ~ He’s the real thing.
HALLMARK CARDS ~ He cares enough to send His very best.
TIDE ~ He gets the stains out that others leave behind.
GENERAL ELECTRICHe brings good things to life.
SEARS ~ He has everything.
ALKA-SELTZER ~ Try Him, you’ll like Him
SCOTCH TAPE ~ You can’t see Him, but you know He’s there.
DELTA ~ He’s ready when you are.
ALLSTATE ~ You’re in good hands with Him. (I like this one, because I love Dennis Haysbert’s voice in the Allstate ad!!)
VO-5 Hair Spray ~ He holds through all kinds of weather.
DIAL SOAP ~ Aren’t you glad you have Him? Don’t you wish everybody did?
BOUNTY ~ He is the quicker picker upper … can handle the tough jobs … and He won’t fall apart on you.
